NEWS: Evicted Calais migrants to move to slightly different part of Calais


A French court has determined that Calais migrants can be evicted, which will likely lead to them moving to a slightly different part of France.

“Will you head back to Syria? ” we asked.

“No,” said one of the Syrian refugees. “France has police who might hit us with sticks. ISIS would likely hack off parts of our genitals.

“I like my genitals.”