Sajid Javid offered as sacrifice to steelworkers, announces Cameron

2015 General Election - Cabinet
Prime Minister David Cameron has announced that he will be using Sajid Javid as a political ‘human shield’ against attacks from Port Talbot steelworkers.

Mr Javid is renowned for justifying his Euroskepticism and anti-immigration stance by mentioning that his dad was a migrant bus driver. His father was a bus driver. A driver. Of buses.

He has received criticism for remaining on holiday whilst the crisis was ongoing. This is largely because his response to the crisis was to stay on holiday.

Mr Cameron has deflected criticism that he was also on holiday by pointing at Mr Javid whilst shouting “LOOK OVER THERE!” and then running and hiding.