NEWS: Only black man at Oscars basically just award valet


Chris Rock, the host of this year’s Oscars, effectively a valet for white people’s awards.

“It was great that a black man could at least be on stage,” said one actress, “because we needed some comic relief.”

Best Director was won by Latino Alejandro González Iñárritu but their underrepresentation is less important as there is no cool slogan to highlight it.