Everything now fine in Syria, claims Putin


Russian President Vladimir Putin has brought peace and harmony to Syria, said a spokesman.

Russia gave the Syrian government forces a tactical advantage by bombing accidentally-on-purpose bombing rebel forces who they claim to be ISIS.

“We absolutely had to stop ISIS,” said a Russian official, “even if they weren’t always near or even vaguely close to many of our targets.”

Suggestions from Europe and America that there might still be some violence ongoing (what with there being ongoing violence) have been decried by the Kremlin as propaganda.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s