NEWS: “You are f**king kidding me!” says Clinton after tying with random old dude in Iowa


After waiting 8 years for the Democratic nomination, Hillary Clinton is now in a tie with Bernie Sanders, random old man from Vermont.

Clinton was swearing loudly at her campaign staff, husband, daughter and random children in the street. To calm down, she rolled in a large bath of money.

Bernie Sanders, considered a radical communist in the USA and pretty sensible by the rest of the world, has come from nowhere to ensure Clinton will die immolated in a fire fueled by her own rage.


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